...... Ridiculous

So the supermarket was an eventful place for me last night, and whilst walking home I was exposed to the following..

Leaving the supermarket with my girlfriend and starting the short walk home, we approached a set of lights that were red, and as we slowed and waited behind 2 middle aged blokes waiting to cross it happened.
One of the guys in front of us, had a hand on his hip, which then moved down, and was on his left bum cheek. Then he started rubbing his bum cheek.. In fact I'm not sure I can call it rubbing, the only accurate way I can think of is that he was doing nothing more than playing with his bum cheek. Yep just playing..

It was the kind of thing that you don't want to see happening in the street, but it was also something I couldn't not look at!! I like to think I was checking for an explanation. Was he checking to make sure he had his wallet. No, his shorts had no pocket on the left bum cheek. Was he just having a scratch?? Everyone is entitled to a quick bum scratch every now and again, but no he was not having a sneaky scratch. Was he rearranging his underwear?? Everyone knows that sometimes things just don't stay in the right place.. But again no, there was no attempt made to rearrange the undies..

Now this guy actually turned around and saw us standing there, but this did not deter him. Most people if while having a scratch  become aware someone MIGHT be able to see them, they stop IMMEDIATELY.. This guy nup, he was loving his bum cheek, and nothing would stop him until he was ready to stop.

Obviously this provided a bit of a laugh for us on the way home so thanks Ridiculous man who plays with his bum in public.